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Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry
and a Tyrannosaurus ?
A: The strawberry is red!
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry
patch!
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam ! 
Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in
your bed ? 
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!
Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !
Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur ! 
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth ! 
Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun 
went down ?
A: In the dark!
Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl ! 
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates! 
Q: What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had?
A: Baby dinosaurs!
Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Q: How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the
refrigerator ? 
A: The door won't close!