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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur slides in to home plate?
A: A dinoscore! 
(thanks to Mark Alden Root-Wiley)
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with
a kangaroo ? 
A: A Tricera-hops!
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig 
with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What family does Maiasaur 
belong to?
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood
have one!
Q: What made the dinosaur's car 
stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Q: What do you call a dinosaur 
that
left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust ! 
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw ! 
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer ! 
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on holiday?
A: To the dino-shore ! 
Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
Q: How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
A: With Tyrannosaurus checks ! 
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!
Q: What is an Iguanodon's favorite playground toy?
A: A dino-see-saur ! 
Q: What's worse than a giraffe 
with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus 
with a sore throat!
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!
Q: Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook !
