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Antal: I wish I had enough money 
to buy a dinosaur .
Donald: What would you do with a dinosaur ?
Antal: Who wants a dinosaur ? I just want the money !
Elias: I lost my pet dinosaur .
Donald: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper ?
Elias: What good would that do, she can't read!
Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex 
get
after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath ! 
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road 
?
A: The chicken 
hadn't evolved yet! .
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs ! 
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots
in
its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Q: What's better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee ! 
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops ! 
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ? 
A: The dino-snore!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !
Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an
umbrella 
and not get wet?
A: When it's not raining! 
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a
house ? 
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus
sandwich!
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up!
Q: Why don't dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!