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Dinosaur Jokes! page 5 * page 6

Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?

A: Why, is there one missing?

Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?

A: The letter "s"!

Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?

A: At the dead-letter office!

Q: What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?

A: Her shadow!

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?

A: Out of the way!

Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur in your refrigerator ?

A: Look for footprints in the pizza !

Q: What happened when the dinosaur took the train home?

A: She had to bring it back!

Mitchell: Why did the Triceratops cross the road ?

Robert: He didn't, the chicken crossed the road .

Mitchell: Well, why did the chicken cross the road ?

Robert: To get away from the Triceratops !

Q: How do you know if there's a dinosaur under your bed ?

A: Your nose hits the ceiling!

Q: Why was the dinosaur afraid of the ocean ?

A: Because there was something fishy about it!

Q: What do you call a Stegoceras with one leg?

A: Eileen (I lean)!

Mother: Why are you crying?

Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother .

Mother: That's no reason to cry.

Daughter: Yes it is! No one would swap with me!