Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: It was the chicken's day off!!
Thanks to Courtney T., Age 10, Port Moody, B.C.,
Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.
Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!
Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !
Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ?
Thanks to Haley Feldman.