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Dinosaur Jokes!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?


A: It was the chicken's day off!!

Thanks to Courtney T., Age 10, Port Moody, B.C., Canada

Receptionist: Doctor, there's an invisible dinosaur in the waiting room.


Doctor: Tell her I can't see her!


Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn't ever want to work?


A: Lazy bones!


Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?


A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ?


A: I'msosaurus

Thanks to Haley Feldman.

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